How NOT to screw up Valentine’s Day

It is Valentine’s Day, and every woman in the office has flowers. The delivery guy is working overtime to get all the flowers delivered. Every desk has flowers on it. But how special is it when everyone has flowers on their desk? Remember back in school when your parent sent something special to you. Or […]

The Love Account

There is a well-known analogy called the love account. In the love account, you make credits by bringing happiness to your wife. You then make debits by pissing your wife off. If your wife tells you she loves silver hoop earrings and you buy her silver hoop earrings, this will put a credit in your […]